*boss ass bitch plays quietly in the distance*
if nwsl players went on American Ninja Warrior who do you think could win?
Ella based on pure physicality. Ashlyn or Tobin because they’re little monkeys. (sidenote: Soph would wipe out in five seconds)
This would be Sophie
This is the most important body posture int he whole goddamn world
It’s like hello bitches how yall doin’
It’s like I am good at my shit and I know it
It’s like I am about to blow all your minds just watch me
It’s like I am powerful as a brand and as a business woman and as a lady
It’s like You guys not gonna stop screaming and fainting huh?
It’s like shut up now I need to get this concert over with
It’s like I am a bad bitch. I am a queen. I am Beyonce Carter.
It’s like Alriight are ya” ready? “GIMME SOMETHING!” *beat drops*
pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight
USWNT - WWC 2011 (Slow Motion)